The Goddess of Teese!

I am going to try my best to hold it together while typing....

but...

OMG!!!

The Glamour Girl. The Queen of Burlesque. The Femme Fatale. The Goddess of Seduction. A woman so talented and beautiful she oozes sex appeal. The one and only, Dita Von Teese is coming to preform in my city during her The Art of Teese tour!

Dita! Dita Von Teese will be in the very city I am in, practically breathing the same air! (somewhat pot smoke filled air.) I can not express or even contain my excitement. Never have I ever wanted to go to something this much.

I am so horrible at being in very crowded places, I am not good at being "normal" around people. I am very awkward and clumsy. I fumble my words, I fidget, I get super nervous, I always feel like people think Im weird. Crowded places put me on edge. (Im sure it doesn't help that I spend most of my time solo and away from people.

But let me tell you something, I am going to do my damnedest to go to her show. I am going to break out of my comfort zone for this goddess. This rare opportunity. To me, a once in a life time chance.

And you know what else? I think I will even glam myself up for it. I will use some of her tips and tricks from her book, Your Beauty Mark: The Ultimate Guide to Eccentric Beauty, and pamper myself before her show. I normally do the pampering before I start filming. I have yet to really pamper myself aside from filming. Maybe buy a new dress depending on the money I have to spare.

I cant believe I am so excited still! I have been exhausted and feeling crappy all day but now I feel energized! Pure joy right now! Let me explain a little of why I am so excited.

I grew up in a little run down city off the Gulf Coast (not in TX). Dita has far too much class to step foot in that filthy town. Not to mention that town would rather have country or some no name rapper perform there then some one so profoundly elegant. Plus they hate anything sexy. Also, not many would even know who she is probably. (Except some of the goths and kinky women, both categories I belonged to there.)

So because I grew up in a city like that I never thought I would ever get to see her perform. I felt like the only way I could see her perform was to travel out of the state, most likely needing a room to stay in during the trip and what ever else. Back when I lived there I was not making much money, so I could not afford travel and entertainment like that. She is not the only person I have felt like I would never see in person, but she is the one person I would try to do everything to go see.

Now I am in a city of dreams come true. A city of opportunity. I make more (though rent is insane!) money. And now I hear she is coming her. Another dream come true for me! How could I pass it up? I will be devastated if I cant go. I have passed up many events here, but this, this I can not pass up. I have to go. I am tired of digging through the internet just to watch Dita perform. I want to see her in person!

And I WILL get to watch her in person. Even if my health wants to get in the way, I will suck it up and go!

Even thinking about how depressing it was to grow up in my home town has not brought my excitement down one bit. I'm so giddy right now. Alright enough rambling on.

Kiss kiss meow!